Your lips are on the VIP list.
Well... actually, your lips aren't on the list. And neither is the rest of you. So what the heck are you doing backstage at a concert by your favorite band of all time? Basically, you just took the most perfectly-timed bathroom break of your life! As you were headed back to your seat, you saw the open door to the green room. A burly security dude was partially blocking the way, but then his cell phone rang, and in that one distracted moment, you saw your chance to slip inside. Now you're hanging out backstage. At the moment, it's just you and a few radio station contest winners, but you can hear the band wrapping up their last-last-last encore. THIS IS IT. You stare at the stage door, wondering when they'll walk through it.
The security guard ends his call, and notices you're not wearing a backstage pass. He starts to move toward you, and you dash toward the stage door... just as it opens. Your idol (a little shorter in person, but there's no mistaking THAT identity) nearly knocks you over, grabs you quickly so you won't fall -- and then notices there's a sprig of mistletoe thumb-tacked above the door. "We can't let that go to waste!" a very familiar voice whispers in your ear, and suddenly your favorite celebrity's tongue is in your mouth, and you're sharing the sweetest, most amazing kiss of all time. And then it's over. Just like that. The security guard grabs you by the arm, tosses you into the hallway, and you realize... the kiss even TASTED like musical talent. Oh, wait, no. You're tasting the cinnamon gum that appeared in your mouth mid-kiss. You not only got to kiss a superstar, you got a chewy souvenir for the road.
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